My dream...

I was walking down a footpath, then i entered this caravan thingy. There was an extremely hot guy there who said he wanted to have sex with me. He then jerked himself off until his penis reached his chin (WTF) then tried to rape me.
I grabbed an axe and then chopped his penis off. Then i hammered him to a wall, installed a shelf above his head, and lay the penis on the shelf.

Then i went to get an icecream.