just another day at the Deli ...

When i first got there, a customer wanted me to carve ham off the bone. She wanted me to carve it thinly, which if you've ever carved ham, is IMPOSSIBLE D:
We have sliced ham off the bone right next to it...
anyway, i was like dying trying to cut it thin.

Then we had to do deep cleaning, and i started the wrong one. (i started doing monday night's instead of wednesday's) so i wasted time removing things then putting them back in. Then we started cleaning the area that were cleaned on tuesdays, so we had to put them all back in too. anyway, we finally got the deep cleaning done.

THEN the drain was clogged, because we couldn't get the grates out. And they have been that way for ages...two weeks ago when i was closing on my room i didn't clean out the drains because i couldn't get the grate out. Meaning no one had cleaned it for two weeks...can you IMAGINE the smell? It was so clogged. I had to put my hands right down the drain to get all the crap out. It stunk worse than egg farts!

THEEEEEEEEN i had to clean out the coolroom, but there was a trolly chocked full of mrs crocket's salad, so you can imagine how heavy it was. So what do i do? I push it on my toe. IT HURTTTTT so much that i couldn't speak.

Then about five minutes before hometime, i was doing the dishes, and i shoved my hand in the water, but it was too hot. I was holding on to my pee, but i let go from the pain and peed my pants. A lot.

It's funny because all through out the shift, we were discussing how working at the Deli can pretty much prepare you for anything, any discusting job, and any enjurance job.

Good day (Y) haha