A world gone mad ...: King for a Day, Princess by dawn!

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I am back from Lakes Entrance a day early, and all will be explained of course, in due time.

Last night i did not sleep one bit, and i am wide awake. I am on some odd euphoric high, but don't you worry, come 4pm i'll crash.
Dang. I have to work from 5 till 10 tonight.

Moving on!
My holiday was GREAT! Although i did miss my p!nk community on twitter. To an outsider that sounds really disturbing, but you can just piss off.
These people treat me better than people do in the 'real world', so i'd choose talking to them over the internet than people i know anyday!

Back to my holiday ... I got a tan, and on my shoulder i got a sunburn which apparently looks like a penis.
On new years eve Lakes Entrance always has a party thingy, with a small band singing songs that we may or may not know. there are then fireworks, and me and my cousin crawled over the rocks near the water to watch. IT was awesome, as we were right underneath them! (They were released from a boat on the water)
Then we drove up a hill with our grandparents to watch the 12am fireworks.
As a tradition we yelled stuff at passerbys out the window, although this year we were restricted to 'happy new year' as 'BOO!' apparently sounds likes another word...a racist one. I've never heard of it, but considering the town is populated by many aboriginals, we had to oblige

Anyway, there is a cliff that me and my cousin, cass sit at and just look at the scenery. Well, some land was sold there for houses (nothing is fucking sacred anymore!) And there was this huge monstrosity that some rich fucker dared call a house. Anyway, while me and cass were innocently going for a gander, which we had been doing for the past three years, three teenagers come out.
There was a seat there, a normal park bench, and apparently they owned it, despite it being on pulic property.

They proceeded to yell 'pull out your tits' and asked us questions, such as 'do you guys spit or swallow?' (And people wonder why i hate people my age!?)
Anyway, words were exchanged, and not very civil mind you. We then left.
Two nights later we found a pair of binoculars in our grandpas car, so we took them and had a look around. We were going to go to the cliff again to look at the ocean, but the teens were there on their scooters. Wanting to avoid conflict, we waited until they left, however they saw us and started throwing rocks at us.
"why the fuck are you throwing rocks at us!?"
"What's wrong with you?"
"what do you mean?"
"Your watching us through binocculars"
"What the fuck no we're not!"
"What are you doing then, bird watching?"
"No we just wanted to muck around with them"
*continues throwing rocks*
"If one of those fucking hits us..."
Them in unison: "Oooooh"

So we turned and left. The next day we went down to safeway and bought some eggs.
We planned to egg their house that night.

Anyway, a fight broke out between our family. Our grandpa, who is NOT level headed totally chucked a wobbly, because according to him no one is allowed an opinion but him.
He ended up locking everyone outside, and proceeded to storm through the hous eswearing. He then slammed his door to his room.
But not two seconds later he came out again, started swearin at the top of his lungs and called my mum, her friend and my grandmother a bunch of drunks, and called them swearwords.
We got told to go to bed, and we were informed that we were going home the next day.

Now me and cass were staying in a (spider infested) caravan in the backyard. The parentals were outside drinking, (grandpa had finally shut the fuck up and stayed in his room, like the fucking two year old he is) We wanted to sneak out, but they would not go to bed.
Anyway, we ended up sneaking out anyway, right under their noses.

We then walked down to the monstrosity house, and waited.
It was over an hour before they turned off their lights, so we walked to the cliff, and threw 'their' chair over it.
After that, we circled their house and found a gap in their unfinished fensh that positioned us right in front of their parked car.

We egged the bastards!!!!!
We got their garage, their expensive car, their windows and front door.
We then bolted.
The beauty is, we went home as soon as we woke up the next morning.

MUAHAHHAHAA!

Alrighty, picture time!