Kahlia the awkward.

Kahlia sighed as she imagined being folded into Cameron's warm, muscular arms.
She watched him from the far end of the deli, careful not to let him catch her staring. He was perfect, from his startling bright eyes, to his messy blonde hair. She sighed longingly as she thought for the hundredth time that day, just how unworthy she was of a being so godly such as himself.
"Cameron" She let her lips fumble over the name gently, savouring the flavour of his name.
Although it was an inaudible whisper, as if by magic, Cameron looked straight up at Kahlia. He smiled as Kahlia started, and slowly made his way towards her.
Kahlia panicked, and tried to make herself look busy. She grabbed a tub of near empty shaved silverside to fill it up again, but as she was pulling it out of the case, she knocked it on the edge of the bench and send it flying, smashing the tub. Bits of black plastic went flying all over the deli floor as Kahlia went rose red with embarrassment.
Cameron snorted in amusement. "You're such a dork Kahlia."
"It's not my fault" Kahlia said, flexing her back, inadvertently sticking out her breasts, giving Cameron the view he so desired. "I have a sore back."
"What, do you have shagger's back?" Cameron asked, rather crudely and inappropriately.
Kahlia had no clue what that was, but rather than looking like a fool, she decided to bluff.
"Yeah, I went to the doctor about it, they just said I'd have to ride it out."
Cameron was silent. He snorted again, trying to suppress his laugh.
"I can help you 'ride it out' if you like..." Cameron suggested.
Kahlia perked up. "Really? You'd do that for me? How?"
"Well...I am actually a master at an ancient form of exercise."
"Ancient form of exercise?"
"Yeah. It can be really intense though. You can do it with protection or without, but to get the best results, without protection is best."
"Wow, sounds intriguing."
"Yes it really is. It's vigorous, and it can make you feel really good about yourself too"
"Wow, we should try it sometime!"
Cameron snorted for a third time.
'He must have a cold.' Kahlia thought to herself, and smiled inwardly. He was so cute... in every possible way!
"Would you like to come over for tonight for a session?"
"Oh really? That'd be fantastic!"
"Awesome, what time do you knock off?"
"I knock off at 6."

Cameron turned he key in the keyhole and let the door creak open.
"Ladies first" He said, gesturing for Kahlia to enter.
"So where will we do this? In the lounge room?"
"Wherever you want baby."
Kahlia blushed at his words. 'Baby' she thought to herself happily.
"You choose."
"...howabout on the washer? I'm about to turn it on, so it will be running."
"Can we both fit? What if we fall off?"
Cameron just smirked. Kahlia's stomach did a back flip.
As Cameron adjusted the dials on the washing machine, Kahlia couldn't help but feel a little naughty.
Just then, a crack of thunder sounded over head, making Kahlia jump.
Cameron saw his chance and moved in, wrapping his right arm around Kahlia's waist, pulling her close. He put his lips on her neck and breathed hot air, sending chills down her spine.
"It's okay, you're safe with me" He told her, moving his left arm up her torso.
Kahlia began to feel very odd. She had never felt this way before, but it felt good. She liked it. It left her wanting more. Cameron's hand moved it's way up Kahlia's shirt.
She liked it very much.
He laid her down on top of the washing machine as a raging storm brewed above them, and began undressing them both.
"Now let daddy show you how it's done..."

*NINE MONTHS AND TWO WEEKS LATER*
"Congratulations on your new daughter!"
"Oh Cameron, she's gorgeous, what should we name her?"
"We should name her after the most beautiful and awesome-est and smartest and hard working-est and amazing-est girl and best-est writer we know!"
They both looked up at each other and smiled.
"Stephanie" They said in unison.

THE END?